Pretentious Nonsense


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flappy-jack asked: Do you like to go on adventures?

That’s a yes. Just last week I ended up in swimming in someone’s pond and managed to find a giant snapping turtle without it biting any of my fingers off (miracle). Then the cops came and asked me why I was in a pond and my friend tells me my answer was “I was lonely.” And I also drove to Portland once on a whim.

So yes, adventures. Pirate adventures? I wish, maybe if I lived by the sea and had a boat and a weapon. That’s what pirates need, right?